Dear New Yorker,

God, I am really feeling grouchy about this! You know what I would love, New Yorker? I would love to see an issue with 14 women and 3 men! Could you do that just to keep me on my toes, darling? And you know what else I would love? I would love for those three pieces by men to be:

1. A ten-line poem about a birch tree and the loss of intimacy when a child grows up.

2. A briefish piece about shoes and/or purses, say, how much you just love! those! wedges!

3. Analysis of two new shows on the WB, or a profile of Katie Holmes.

Thank you. I love you, I love you, I do.



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