10.22.2004

WILL JESUS SAVE ME IN PRADA? (THE MOVIE)

Chick lit continues to find new fans. Harlequin Books, best known for its old-fashioned bodice-rippers, has found success with its trendy Red Dress imprint, and is now going after an overlooked segment of women with what senior editor Joan Marlow Golan calls "Christian chick lit." While these novels - which begin hitting shelves in October - will be carefully tailored (there will be "no booty calls," she notes), the heroines will still be young, single and sassy: "Christian girls wanna have fun, too," Golan says.


FANTASTIC! My mind is reeling with scenarios

WILL JESUS SAVE ME IN PRADA? - The movie

FADE IN: JERRY FALWELL UNIVERSITY - NIGHT

A night cap up in her off-campus studio apartment.

He's drinking cooking sherry. She's having chamomile tea.

Judgmental stares from her two cats as he drunkenly spills his glass of 'evil' all over her inspirational, hand stitched throw pillows.

Awkward silence.

And finally, they go in for their first kiss.

One thing leads to another...

She plays hard to get with,

MARY: "For fudge-sakes Matthew, watch it. This liz claiborne cardigan is only a week old."

Another kiss.

Things really start to get steamy and just before she loses herself into the devils throw she comes to her senses as he begins to do the unspeakable...

MARY: "What do you think your doing with those rosary beads?!"

BLACKOUT

CREDITS ROLL

I want to see that movie!

- Jen (...been going to hell since 1970)
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